Listener Tales 81 | Morbid | Podcast | Forensic Files

hey weirdos I'm Elena I'm Ash and this is [Music] morbid it is we were just having a confession
Circle Ash had a hilarious dream I'm not going to tell never which will never it
it will not leave this room and we will not give you a hint it will Code of Silence on that strange [ __ ] dream
let me tell you Mikey and I have tears in our gosh darn eyes I'm glad to to give you gift you gave me uh do you guys
have weird dreams no do you guys have like weird inexplicable dreams about like of course everybody does cuz like
do you ever wake up from your dream and you're like what the [ __ ] is wrong with
me happens a lot actually I mean I believe that to be true you wrote a whole novel about the way you're what
the [ __ ] is wrong with you dream I'm not going to write a novel my flying printer
dream yeah that was a weird one that was a weird one and it was at my house it was yeah I hope that doesn't happen I
hope that doesn't happen that dream doesn't come true Mikey can you calm down over there stop throwing [ __ ] at me
I know my dream upset you but I also order or order you did what now you did what now
I ordered some cookies for us are they cookie cookies cuz I don't think we need those cookie cookies cookie cookies uh
but so we're going to get even cookier in here cuz we're going to have cookies and we had Wy for lunch we are just
we're just really clogging those old I was say today's just like a [ __ ] it day
[ __ ] it [ __ ] it uh but you know what it's listener tale day brought to you by
you for you from you and all about you baby we love them you love them we all love them together everybody in the club
getting listener to us you know she died I killed her with my song I don't know why I just laughed so
hard at that what do you is that a Coke it's a Coke you only had like such a little bit of it and I only had such a
little bit of my Dr Pepper but I don't drink a lot of sodi usually so I just took like two sips and I was we like w
well we had coffees today too and I had a lot of mine true people are like can you just slow it down like can you shut
the [ __ ] up slow it down oh well you know what sorry I went to a place of we'll start with a wild tale okay a tale
that is called the time a clown almost yeth me and I possibly almost yeth him back okay
cuz I don't know why but I was in a place of clown when I was looking for some listener you were down to clown I
really wanted is that a bad thing to say Mikey Mikey was like I was like does that mean something that I don't know
I'm screaming does it I have no idea myself have never said that so why did you make me feel weird about what I said
for the second time today probably based off your dream we like probably it's some crazy thing to
say okay it had nothing to do with clouds I guess I guess I mean depends how you look at it it certainly does I
was acting a clown so all right so let's I'm just going to go right into it do it I'm going just do a quick intro
love you guys I've been listening for one uh so for one tw now and I'm listening for most recent episode and
I'm working my way down to number one oo that's an interesting way of doing it don't do that uh let us know if you
still think we're okay by the end of that cuz we're not the other way is much more fun we what an evolution you have I
was going to say you're you're devolving at that point I was just thinking like you'll experience my breakup or no like
my my marriage my breakup and then my like not breakup time and then like yeah you'll
experience a lot yeah and you're going to experience it in a weird way yeah and then you're just you're kind of like
slowly submerging yourself into water yeah you're going 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea stop stop that's the picture
that I saw that's reminded me in my weird dream Mikey everybody Mikey's hazing me okay my own employee is hazing
me about a weird dream that I had one time the amount of people that are going to be so pissed but they will never they
will never locked up tight you you better believe it You better lock yourself up over there whatever you
think the dream was that was it maybe not though um so yeah you're listening to the show in a in a twar now in a for
about a twar now and that and you're going at a at a very interesting way I guess from now to beginning but but you
are also saying that your name is Jade um which I can say yep thank you so this terrifying butthole clenching experience
takes place way back when in the lovely year of 2016 I was but a scrawny pimple-faced wild-haired mentally
unstable middle schooler weren't we all during this unfortunate time in my life you may remember a certain killer clown
pandemic had Arisen I personally had never been scared of clowns but oh boy was that opinion about to kick me in my
non-existent middle school balls let's set the scene it was 11:00 at night on Friday mid spooky season the fall air
was nippy and I was at a sleepover with two of my friends Amy whose house we were residing lived in the middle of
literally bum [ __ ] nowhere like actually she lived on a 100 Acre private property
that was only accessible by a windy Gravel Road honestly the dream her father was a very paranoid man who we
all joked but seriously thought was part of the CIA or the FBI he supposedly worked as a mailman but sir sir you
expect us to believe you're children go to private school on a mailman's salary not [ __ ] buying it AR they like
government workers though like don't they make like better money I have no idea like there's not one part of me
that could answer that question yeah I don't know what they make but I do know that they work like technically you're a
government employee private school is wildly expensive though yeah I don't I don't I didn't do that that shit's like
college yeah I like I went to like the worst public school ever so I but you know public school's great
sometimes um yeah depending on where yeah exactly yeah so the house was an old two-story brick house with looming
Windows Amy's dad also had numerous secret tunnels in the house just in case of any threat yeah he's not a mailman I
was just going to say I think we figured this out established he is Cia my friend
he said welcome to the CIA there you go does anybody remember sorry we're going off topic but I know we've talked about
this before it's a um it doesn't exist anymore it was it's it was called like the California Institute of the Arts I
think CIA and it's actually on topic because they had a dead clown there there you go and CIA so it all makes
sense but when I went to California before uh there they yeah they had like a dead mummified clown
there and all this other weird [ __ ] and it was a cool place but I think it's gone now ever been there people in
California but Amy's dad also had numerous secret tunnels baah blah blah I've never seen I've never personally
seen these tunnels they were locked up but Amy has informed us that there were bulletproof vests stored inside that man
is in the FBI CIA 100% this is not relevant to the story but it helps set the scene and Vibe of the house and area
we were at leading up to this my friend had told us a handful of times how strangers had shown up lost on her
property most had been illegally hunting the land not knowing it was private property or college kids [ __ ] around
so random people showing up was not uncommon however they were quickly taught a lesson by her dad the clown
attack happened outside we were sitting on her trampoline one of those with the net around it we were discussing deep
topics as middle schoolers do the only light nearby was a faint glow from the back porch light the house was a good
way away from the trampoline her backyard was large it was almost a semicircle of cleared land edged by
thick dark woodsa excuse me Amy Sarah and I were sitting in a sort of triangle formation
the two of them were sitting facing me and I was facing them as we were talking something caught my eye eye over their
shoulders keep in mind I have terrible eyesight and consistently boycott wearing my glasses so it was hard to
make out what I was seeing your eyesight has going to got worse baby a glint of something White had shifted in the woods
which was a very good distance away at first I just assumed it was a wind chime or something but my friends had noticed
that I had gone quiet they eyed me questioningly I think I saw something White Moving in the woods over there I
whispered they turned to look behind them squinting for a moment we were all silent observing the entrance to the
woods then I saw it again it seemed to be pacing the edge of the woods outside of the C of the cast of the dim light
the porch light was giving off Sarah gasped her hand was trembling Jade I'm not kidding I see something red too at
this point it was apparent to all of us that there was something alive moving in
the woods we stood from our spots cautious cautiously I'm sure it's nothing Amy assured us we watched as the
black figure crept out from the shadows and oh my gosh with a labored breath Sarah says guys it was red hair it has
red hair it has it was I thought I what I saw was red it was red hair it was just that's all that's it guys that was
red hair we saw that was just just I'm just picturing like yes like the hand in the Adam's
family just like booping around just red hair just red hair said it has red hair
I caught my breath it became clear that a full ass clown was in the woods and was approaching us baby you better run
so far away he was wearing a black cloak likee outfit his mask was a haunting almost blank clown face with darkened
eyes and a crooked smile oh I hate it chunks of red hair spotted his head as he stepped out of the woods we screamed
well Amy and Sarah did I just kind of stood there he tilted his head observing us he paced the edge Ed as if pondering
his victims he was still a good ways away at this point at this point I was thinking he was perhaps a [ __ ] up
college student as multiple college students have wandered onto the property before I forgot to mention that they
have a well-known abandoned house on their property as well that people like to visit Why without even thinking I
began to shout at him this is private property I love your 12-year-old asking like private property [ __ ] my
friends were huddled on the edge of the trampoline hugging each other and periodically screaming whenever he moved
you need to leave do you want to be arrested I screamed at the approaching clown you're a queen as the clown slowly
crept Out of the Woods he sporadically turned his head to the side as if observing his victims again I heard Amy
whimper something beside me clearing her throat as she repeated her inaudible sentence a bit louder I think he has a
knife I whipped my head back to the clown and sure enough in his hand the clown was clutching a long butcher knife
glinting in the low light my friends clung to each other Sarah had fat tears rolling down her cheeks I cleared my
throat and continued yelling my empty threats do you really think that this is Worth jail time it's not too late to
turn around and leave you're a [ __ ] Queen but this [ __ ] was not having it he was making
his way closer and closer we were too far from the house to run to it he would have gotten Us by then Sarah unzip zip
up the trampoline I commanded what just do it I don't know what I was thinking but I guess I thought it would save us
like 30 seconds of life if you were to take the time to unzip it to get to us a nice Sarah Sarah zipped it up he was now
at the edge he his dark eyes taking us in then this [ __ ] bent down slowly and went under the trampoline under the
trampoline what a [ __ ] dick wad and do not read further I'm not going to okay don't read further Sarah and Amy
were screaming for their life he had a knife and could potentially cut through the trampoline or stab at us from
underneath but I only had one thought in my mind jump on his head this is my last
chance at saving us I start but like if you jump I'm like what if he sticks the knife up and you jump right on the knife
I mean that's terrible but like what the [ __ ] else are you going to do cuz he the
net man I started to run where he was Jade what are you doing Amy called after me I prepared my LEAP I was at least
going to make this clown regret messing with us before he killed us but as I ran
over to him and jumped to land on his head he came back up from under and he pulled off his mask and it was Amy's dad
the end are you [ __ ] kidding me what the [ __ ] is wrong with Amy's Dad it was
Amy's [ __ ] dad what the [ __ ] is wrong with Amy's dad I'm going to go on the record and say Sir what the [ __ ] is
wrong with you E's dad that's that's if my husband did that to my children I would divorce him what the [ __ ] are you
doing that is years there's a [ __ ] therapy right there de for life would you what if John did that to your
children these are not my children so it's not my problem not my kids not my problem not my problem what the [ __ ]
this is a hilariously horrifying story why did he do that to you because you know that's unhinged Behavior who's in
the CIA that's unhinged Behavior I don't know if you should be in the CIA oh my God I love that story so much can you
imagine going back home after that and being like Mom Amy's dad dressed up like a [ __ ] clown with a knife approached
us from inside of the woods and then crawled underneath the trampoline that was like L JK it's Amy's dad I'd be like
yeah you're not going to Amy house ever again I would file charges I don't know what kind but I file them do you
remember though this is the same year that all the clowns were coming out of the woodwork do you remember John yeah I
do remember John I was going to ask you the same damn question do you remember your husband you remember your husband I
mean he didn't dress up at least no he didn't but one night I think we probably told this story
all the crazy clown [ __ ] going on in 2016 and you get to that Jade I said you'll get to that Jade when
you she's going back in time oh yes I'm so sorry I don't understand goodbye bye crab M uh we were
talking about it one night you'll get to that Jade and then John came he like went to walk Bubba and when he came back
he like slammed on the on the window behind us right where I was sitting so yeed myself into the dining room and
he laughed so and laugh that man loves that kind of [ __ ] he does and usually honestly he's not that great at it
cuz but not that night when he does it though and it works he loves it oh man oh man Jade Jade that was great that
stressed me out it was the way Jade really like built that one up yeah she did the like dot dot dot he pulled off
his mask and it was Amy's dad the end I thought your T stabbed you no holy [ __ ]
gave me stab all right which one should I read next which one you read most of these didn't you um let didn't you
didn't you all right I'm going to read listener tale that time the nightstalker almost got my uncle wow wow wow says
almost is the key word here almost wow hi thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy this listener tale is attached as
a double space puaa and I have also attached some pictures of my adorable fur babies dog is Olive posing with the
book she was named after and the black dog is PAX my little soulmate um oh the white one only has one eye and it
reminds me of Bubba oh my God they're so beautiful and I like pax's sweatshirt a
lot oh my god wow adorable that's adorable okay um and I put pictures of me and my best friend and my mom and I
because we are huge fans of your podcast and listen all the time well thank you all and we love you all right hello
beautiful ladies my name is Maran feel free to use my name and any others I mention I want to preface this with the
fact that this will likely be a bit long insert apologies that I don't really mean here I'm from a small town in Utah
but don't let the fact that I live in Utah fool you into thinking that my life has been simple or boring because it has
been anything but and I have so many crazy stories to tell from an accidental near-death experience or multiple to
multiple different unexplicable paranormales ones today I'm going to tell you two stories that are not my own
but don't fret I have many of my own that I may write down and send you guys in the future if you'd be interested
please yeah are always interested I want to start by saying that I love your podcast for many
reasons thank you thank you but a huge reason is because of the completely and utterly accepting environment you
amazing women have created oh that makes me happy as I stated before I grew up and still live in a small and extremely
extremely religious City in Utah being someone that has always been incredibly into anything fantasy hell yeah movies
TV shows games and especially books music that my peers considered strange at ghost and BL October I haven't heard
of Blue October they're good are they mhm uh things like the horror Thriller and True Crime genres and I God forbid
shopped at Hot Topic back when it was more edgy hell yeah there's also the frequent usage of the [ __ ] word and
cussing is not widely accepted here I was always somewhat of an outcast and one of them weirdos I was told my
passion for Fantasy was childish on a regular basis and that my interest in True Crime and similar genres was creepy
among other colorful and creative insults that's so terrible you know what I say [ __ ] them you know what I say it
sounds like you're [ __ ] cool as hell yeah you are the weirdos Mister yeah and we love you it didn't help that I'm not
subscribed to a certain religion that is wildly popular in my Desert State and that I was always open about the fact uh
excuse me about that fact and my interest that didn't quite fit into the standards of said religion hey to each
their own everybody can believe whatever the [ __ ] they want and let everybody believe whatever the [ __ ] they want yep
Live and Let Live that's what I say if you didn't already know it can be considered incredibly Taboo in certain
highly religious areas of my home state to have more than one piercing in your ears oops let alone have some on your
face like I do oops we'd all be [ __ ] together don't even get me started on the dirty looks and even scrutinizing
comments that I get about my tattoos oops another oops I bet they're beautiful I have one that's a Nordic uh
oh a Nordic rune with beautiful flowers that sounds sounds Gorge beautiful it's a excuse me it's meaning is a piece
between a mother and a daughter that my mom and best friend and I got together as my first tattoo obsessed love also
are you Norwegian girl we are heavily Norwegian hell yeah you're heavily Norwegian and are genuinely obsessed
with embracing our cult beautiful blue eyeballs and those pictures Elena loves a Norwegian I love I love a Norwegian
John's a Norwegian married a Norwegian had Norwegian had Norwegian Norwegian bis ordered those eyeballs special order
quite literally she's had that the entire time she was pregnant yeah I was like I want blue eyeballs all three of
them have the gorgeous eyeballs exactly all four really yeah we are heavily Norwegian and are gen genuinely obsessed
with embracing our culture in all ways that we can hell yeah however I have had many strangers ask me things along the
lines of is that satanic or something with nor like you being Norwegian are you satanic like are those two things
mutually excusive because you're so otherworldly beautiful that's why jealous yeah I'm Norwegian jealous and
plenty more things that are absolutely absurd for a stranger to inquire about the state isn't all that bad but it's
definitely unique and these are just my personal experiences and opinions here my amazing mother always told me Let
your freak flag fly darling and boy do I with no plans of stopping your mom sounds awesome and can we get a hell
yeah hell yeah to this day she's never stopped encour never stopped encouraging me to completely envelop myself in all
my interests hobbies and passions and anything else I love from going with me to Comic Cons when I have no one else to
go with to listening to all my Rants and theories about the most recent shows and
movies I'm watching and books that I'm reading I also have to give my best friend Cassidy a shout out for playing a
huge part in helping me in school and supporting me in all my nerd [ __ ] and always reminding me it's never annoying
even when I feel like it is she's actually assisting me in writing this out because the second story is her
Grandma's story o she is my partner in crime and my emotional support pitch I love both of these people I love all of
you that's so cool your mom sounds so [ __ ] cool like that's a great mom hell yeah your oh thank you I hope to be
that kind of mom and your best friend sounds rad too yeah truly I'm so happy that you have like them as support you
need someone in your life especially when you're like a a nerd who hyper Fixit on things like hello my name is
elen you need people around you that like are like no it's not annoying or weird I want to hear about it like you
need people like that well people that don't want to hear about it are not your friends so yeah and they really bum you
they bum you out when you're the person who's hyper exting cuz they make you feel stupid about it and that sucks
exactly and you shouldn't feel stupid I'm glad you have cool people around you that are like [ __ ] yeah girl you deserve
it anyway that was a lengthy way of stating that I regularly felt like an outsider and your typical strange and
quiet kid in school that wasn't actually a freaky weirdo but was often assumed to
be these last couple years I've been on a journey of really discovering who I am
because I've been 100% allowed to for the first time in my life hell yeah when I found your podcast and discovered the
accepting of all no matter what environment it made me made me realized that I can find in people in my own life
as well I love you you guys played a big part in that even though you now have to
read through a couple of unnecessary paragraphs of my life story before these Tales I wanted you to know thank you no
that that's wonderful and it's nice to hear that like we created that and and that like what we're wanting to say is
coming across how we want to say it exactly exactly I love you guys I love you I thought you would want to know
that what you guys do truly does mean a lot to many people you're going to [ __ ] cry right now I be msing okay uh
for many reasons you may not have even realized and even if you don't read this on the podcast I hope you see it so you
can at least read that I also thought you would need some backstory as to why your loving environment meant so much to
me so thank you for reading and thank you for helping me realize that being interested in these things is normal
hell yeah it is I'm also realizing as I write this that it was a long-winded way
of telling everyone in The Morbid universe who my favorite stranger thing character is I bet I know although he
wasn't my favorite until he made Lord of the Rings book reference in the woods because same Edward same yes as somebody
whose bookshelf is mostly fantasy and who makes strange fantasy references people usually don't understand this
spoke to me on a cellular level all right now that I've accidentally rambled on a bit too long let's get into the
story you did not ramble at all that was amazing the crazy story of the time that
my mom's brother was nearly true cried in the nighttime by none other than than the infamous Richard Ramirez aka the
nightstalker Y you read that right drunk me coined the phrase true crime in the nighttime
and sober me has never stopped using it since around the night around the time the nightstalker was doing his [ __ ]
True Crime things my mom was a cute little fifth grader living in California DN my young mother was obviously
horrified about what could happen to her and her two siblings and her mother her
dad didn't live with them but I honestly don't think any of them were too concerned about that
hoe I have talked to her about this and all of her memories of the time which she still remembers vividly I thought
you guys might find an inside perspective from someone who was directly affected and traumatized by the
horror things this man did interesting she can still recall the voices of reporters on the news with startling
accuracy and remembers almost every detail about the case including the fact that it was people in the neighborhood
not too far away from her own that finally took down that [ __ ] living personification of greasy Bog
Water the best takedown of a piece of [ __ ] that is the best ever hisory I wish
every criminal was caught like that I to californ baby that was that's great unfortunately before he was taken down
in an epic citizen's arrest my mom was not sleeping at night she would stay up all night staring into her backyard and
watching the family dog to see if anything startled her she assumed that if anyone were to try to break in that
the dog would be alerted the fact that she was 5 years old and worried about this grade oh fifth grade okay I'm silly
but either way I mean still you're so young you're like 10 or like 11 I don't [ __ ] know I know you're you're so
young baby now there was one dreary night that my grandma was out of the house for a little while my 10 or
11-year-old mom see I should have [ __ ] read that first was staring out the window at the backyard her eyes
trained on the family sleeping golden golden retriever there was a stocky tree right outside of her bedroom window and
the leaves began to rustle the only thing her young brain could think of was that the noise had belonged to the
nightstalker there was no other possibility it couldn't have been her black cat putty who loved being outside
and climbing trees of course when in a state of current Terror and constant General Panic the human brain is seldom
wired to think clearly so she did what any Terror ified tenis year-old kid would do and she promptly called the
police and told them that the nightstalker was trying to break into her house honestly good for her you know
what you'd rather be safe safe than sorry within a few minutes the police showed up the nightstalker was nowhere
to be found but better safe than sorry there you go overreact or in this case serial murdered yeah the police did
their due diligence and searched the premises before clearing it but my mother's anxieties did not stop there
far from it she did not sleep for months because of her ongoing fears if he were
to show up at her house she wanted to know immediately so she could alert the rest of her family and hopefully keep
them safe luckily he never did show up at their house she remembers hearing about every single time there were new
victims on the news and her Terror Rising wondering if her family would be next oh that must have been awful
seriously one night her older brother decided he was going to stay over at a friend's house this was a little
worrisome for obvious reasons but they promised to be safe so my grandma okayed it you can imagine the horror of the
next morning when they heard that the nightstalker had struck again on the same street where my uncle had stayed
the night before dickle Ramirez had struck on that street in the house that was right next door to the one my uncle
had slept over at there's some debate between my Mom and Grandma about whether it was the house right next door or if
it was the one two houses down either way but my mom says she's positive it was next door so we'll go with that I
believe your mom honestly it's so fortunate that he didn't become a victim but it is extremely unfortunate that the
nextd door neighbors did my mom can't remember the name of the family that this did end up happen uh excuse me that
did end up his victim but does remember that her family somewhat knew them of course we're all so thankful he didn't
choose the house my uncle was in but it's weird to feel glad about it because it was another family and people who
also didn't deserve it instead oh that's so awful I know there are undoubtedly a
lot of conflicting emotions there it's like Survivor guilt it is yeah like a different kind of form of it my uncle's
now growing up to be a cop who has taken down some really awful dudes so big that
he and his family had to go to a witness protection once which is part of the reason why the only names I've given are
me and my best friends damn that's wild wow my mom has grown up to be an amazing
nurse who helped so many people and same with my aunt my grandma's still around and even though we don't always see eye
to eye we do generally get along because they're all always there for me whenever
I need them I can't imagine what would have happened if any of them had been the victim of that [ __ ] kicking ass
clown [ __ ] kicking ass clown is exactly what he was love that so much now if you
aren't tired of my writing yet then I have another story about someone else I know who was almost true cried in the
night time by an Infamous serial killer here in Utah his name was Ted Bundy you may have heard of him never heard of him
no some backstory to how I know this one I met my current best friend close to six years ago when I was in junior high
when I was a junior in high school I met her through a coworker and a little bit
later she became a cooworker as well we were acquaintances for a little while and then it wasn't long until we were
best [ __ ] friends it's crazy how fast I went from thinking she was a chill person I wanted to know better to
suddenly knowing that if anyone even looked at her wrong I would promptly be ready to aggressively throw these hands
directly into their face these hands are a class two weapon and I am not afraid to use them now back to the story this
particular evening Bundy decided to wait for a victim in the parking lot of vont
high school in Centerville Utah this is about 5 minutes from where I live now holy [ __ ] that's crazy my friend's
grandma was going to drill practice at the school which was her high school at the time when she got out of the car he
approached her and gave his usual crusty Dusty lines about needing help to fix his lame car she basically told him
sorry I don't know anything about cars got to go I'm late and continued hurrying into the school if you've ever
been on a drill team or met someone in charge of one you know that they do not [ __ ] around she was like nope I got to
go she was like I am late and I must go I think even the most selfless and helpful person on this planet would not
have stopped to help him if they were keeping the coach of a drill team waiting there you go also get inside
that school girl fresh air is for dead people by the time she left he was no longer there sadly he did come back
later that night and take a different girl from view uh vont who did theater and was heading home after a school play
she'd participated think it was Deborah Kent yeah I think she was only like 17 years old so crazy oh when I think she
was there actually if I remember correctly she was picking up her brother from school oh yeah like from the play I
think it was yeah like the play was going on and she was picking him up I believe oh that's so sad and I think she
she was one that um like he strangely kept at his home for a little while they don't know
long it was a very strange one he he had like such a weird like everything was like a little bit different with each
was very strange so it's just like scary and so sad only 17 my God you're so young like your whole life ahead of you
well when she heard about the missing girl she immediately thought about the man in the parking lot and the fact that
the girl went missing from her school she then remembered there was a serial killer at large and thought that was
most likely him and could have easily been her once that intolerable bastard was caught and his face was plastered
all over the news her grandma recognized him and the car they said he drove she wasn't one to give any stranger the time
of day because [ __ ] people you don't know but if she had simply been on time to her drill practice she could have
been 10 by's victim that night again I'm glad she wasn't his victim because I wouldn't have my best friend if she had
been but just like my uncle it's hard to be completely glad when when you know that someone else was still victimized
instead thank you ladies for taking the time to read this long [ __ ] thing and I hope it wasn't too long or boring
Cassidy and I absolutely love your podcast and I think we'd [ __ ] our own ass pants if we heard y'all reading it
in your amazing storytelling voices your banter is the best and remind us of ourselves in the way and the way we
constantly bounce off of each other if you'd like to hear any Supernatural psychic or near-death experience stories
yes please then we would be happy to send them to you send them I've also attached attached pictures of my
adorable animals because they deserve some recognition for their adorableness always uh and we love them love them we
also have a haunted spooky Road here in good old Utah if you'd like to hear about it uh yes congrats to Ash and Drew
on the engagementwedding thank you and congrats to Elena on the book my nerd ass bought it and read it so fast that
my mom and I are praying for a sequel you are getting one I have read a lot of the sequel and it is great I hope to be
a published author one day too and seeing other people succeed is always inspiring and motivating oh yeah you can
do it PS I am obsessed with the cover oh thank you keep it weird but not so weird
that you're almost true cried in the night time love Cassidy and Marion holy [ __ ] that was so good I love you guys
you're so cute I love you guys all right so my next her tale is called girl I thought I was dead girl I'm glad you're
not uh so it says hey guys it's me your nonbinary they them P amaly Amal and thank you for that pronunciation you
said pronounce like Emily but with an a in the beginning am I know a person named amaly so I'm assuming uh so it
says before I begin my I thought I died and saw Jesus story I have to add the obligatory I love you segment more
morbid was the first podcast I ever listened to and ma'am y'all set the bar way too high for other podcasts thank
you so much listening to morbid is like talking to my best friends we are your best friends we are you guys are also
part of what inspired me to study the criminology program at my University hell yeah well you guys in the fact that
I was raised watching CSI before bedtime since kindergarten relatable only kid in
middle school that that knew what the English word corpse hold on sorry I'm reading this too far away from my old
eyes uh that knew what the English words were for corpse Tombstone graveyard and
autopsy needless to say that our English teacher was impressed yet slightly worried about that but hey making people
a wee bit worried mixed with scared is what this trash mammal does best even without even trying some call it
actively making poor life choices but I like to think of it like future amal's problem anyway below I've added my story
in the form of a puaa feel free to shorten it if you want now read and enjoy please and sorry for spelling
grammar errors never be sorry all the best amaly let's see it says Act One You Beautiful human you separated these into
that's cool history of St Lucia I was just looking at um a property in St Lucia not to buy to I was
like what the [ __ ] I'm going to go buy a property in St I literally was like what
the your face hilarious I was just looking at a property in St Lucia I was like what who are
you the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are you shook me to my core yeah I'm moving to say what um there's this really cool I
think it's like I don't know if you call it a resort that's why I just said property but it's like a like vacation
place where you can stay and there's like no walls in the hotel room and you have um a view of this mountain I think
it's called Jade Mountain oo that's beautiful cool I was like whoa I think they're talking about a celebration of
St Lu but I'd like to go now I I didn't want to come you I was like I'm going to let her
finish you shouldn't have let me finish sometimes sometimes you cannot let me finish I'm just going to sip my doct tri
to say that as nice as I could so this story takes place on the 13th of December 2018 here in Sweden every year
we celebrate St Lucia which I know is not really something you guys have in the US OFA so I'll add a bit of
background feel free to skip if I bore you you I love this stuff also know that I've not slept well so things might be
Wilding things are always wilding in these parts as you just saw as you just heard St Lucia is said to have lived in
Sicily between the years 286 to 304 picture it so if I get things wrong about the legend just remember that I've
never met the woman anyway this dude whoa uh Dio cleans dianus di dius tus tenus I don't
know you know what de decious do we're ganous or tenacious Tenacious D tenacious Doo wait wait you know what
exists pronounce names.com pronounce names.com we're gonna do this I hope we get the French guy I do too I love that
guy this is easy easy oh he's a daddy either way I don't know if you're supposed to say
that about Gods but he is you can all I did so all right are you ready Dian we were nowhere near that all right well
that Dian but you know what they gave me a good little like AKA one of the last Roman emperors who just didn't Vibe with
Vibe with Christianity oh so he is a z yeah there you go he gave the order to burn all Christian books churches were
to be torn and leaders of Christianity were to be killed okay not zad that is the opposite of Z Energy zaddy doesn't
kill zaddy shall not kill woo as an empath I think he did not like Christianity but I don't
know I feel like I'd go out on a limb there our girl Lucia name meaning something like carrier of light remember
this came from a relatively well-off family work and was raised by a mother since her father died when she was young
not work as a child she took a vow of Chastity and whis to give to the poor this was not something she told anyone
even her own mother this ended up as a wee problem when she grew up and her mother wanted to marry her off to a mans
who was not Christian but our girl was able to postpone the engagement every time while praying to God to save her
from this marriage marriage her mother however got sick with an incurable disease so after some persuading by S by
Lucia they went not St yet went they went to St aotus I hope I'm saying this right grave to pray for a cure St agus
I'm going to look it up probably aotus oh here we go can I get your autograph no you can't get my autograph you're
supposed to nice to me you're supposed to say Nas to me Chan the fuck. AATA Agata all that
Aus you're supposed to say nice to meet you B Mikey just goes what is happening it's like a preview for an a24 movie so
St agus is said to have shown themselves to Lucia saying something like sis why are you asking me when your faith has
already healed her direct quote and so her mother was healed and promised Lua that she wouldn't have to get married
instead the dowy was given to the in need in in Sicily picture it The Suitor was real mad that he was rejected Q I
roll and tattled on her to our guy that guy sounds awesome and Lucia was then arrested and tortured however she never
gave up her faith she was then ordered to become a sex worker at a brothel not really how I would personally describe
what happened as she was to be taken to the brothel she was placed in this like cart thing can't remember the English
word for it that was to be pulled by oxin it was discovered that the cart was frozen to the ground then boiling oil
was instead poured on her but she was not hurt last attempt to kill her was to stab her with a sword straight through
her neck but she did not die not until someone came to do the anointing of the sick other versions of the legend
include one where a man is said to have fallen in love with her eyes which prompted her to tear her eyes out and
send them to him on a plate that's that's my version of the story that's bad [ __ ] energy a man is
like you have the most beautiful eyes and you just look right at him and then you rip them out of your put them on a
plate and you're like eat them if you think they're so beautiful you like my eyes eat them now apparently this made
the man go and get baptized apparently that man found Jesus apparently she was later given new even more beautiful eyes
by a miracle so like you rip your eyes out and then you get new ones yeah recycle like use these up and then
she's like I would like new ones please [ __ ] the thought of somebody plopping their eyes out really upsets
now during the 1300s in Sweden we celebrated Lucia during one of the darkest nights in order to call for the
light to scare off the evils in the dark I love Sweden uh today we celebrate Lucia in church and even in schools you
guys all rip your eyeballs out I hope not also you know who's from Sweden Tobias Forge yeah we Sweden could never
forget in schools all participating children are dressed up in these white dresses they wrote question mark with
traditionally all the girls wearing re W young kids usually wear wreaths that are
more sparkly cuz why not hell yeah and the guys wear this Con looking hat with stars that's sounds like a wizard hat
sounds like a great time Merlin in kindergartens you can sometimes see even see some kids dressed as mini Santas or
even gingerbread men America sucks anyways all the girls also wear this red ribbon around their waist that
symbolizes the Bloods lucious shed for her face that's metal and they say I know really metal I I actually didn't
even that when I said that everyone also carries one lit candle during the whole
thing electric ones for the kiddos that's smart this also causes multiple people to faint every year also very
metal of us and no one really does anything to stop this wait but like why do you guys faint I don't know I love
that they said also very metal of us they don't give you refreshments and no one really does anything to stop this
question mark we just have buckets of water close by and tell everyone that if they feel dizzy to blow their candle out
for a while oh cuz they're all walking around with a candle in a room together it's getting hot and they're dressed in
these things oh oh oh oh it says it is wild and in the very front of this choir is the Lucia traditionally played but by
by a girl but you know what it's 2023 so let's skip the boy versus girl thing oh
yeah the Lucia is dressed in the same white gown and red ribbon but instead of a wreath they wear this crown with like
seven lit candles on it that's danger anyway this Lucia choir then sings a bunch of songs and then we eat these
really good saffron buns to celebrate have you ever had saffron I have it's delicious it is act two vibing with
Jesus never done that so in 2018 when I then 15-year-old was part of the local Church's youth choir I was to be that
Year's Lucia oh wow this was big for me since I had never been Lucia after some kids said that I can't be Lucia since
I'm Brown me being South Asian and that I should be a gingerbread man instead what a bunch of racist brats and yes I
was a gingerbread man during Lu in kindergarten anyway casual racism aside I was hyped to be the Lucia that that is
a lot of racism yeah get you a you who can do both hell yeah however I also have a record of random health problems
and basically proof that proof that survival of the fittest doesn't really work in a modern society some of which
include random dizziness but I never fainted at least foreshadowing this was obviously something we worried about so
we made sure that during the performance we had someone in the very front making
sure that I don't faint and is ready with supplying me with water to drink and to make sure that I don't get turned
into South Asian barbecue by seven candles on my head in this case it was a priest and let me just say she looked at
me and kept moving her head around like we were in a one versus one basketball match she was like I'm not letting you
go down baby no way we begin with the whole church lights out there were like I think 100 to 200 people in the
audience so when everyone was seated we lit our candles and started walking and singing all good a bit nervous but you
know what a you know what a dark church with only a few candles lit while we are
singing our whole show was also without any instrument is a Vibe we sang a couple of songs all is well the priest
is still doing her little moves to check if I was good so I gave her a thumbs up
but then I started feeling a bit warm and soon I felt like the world was spinning oh no at this point I was like
oh this is not ideal and I remember looking at the priest still singing and just shaking my head to show all is not
well anymore no then it all got dark when I opened my eyes again all I saw was the blurry figure of a woman with
long blonde hair smiling looking down at me and behind her I saw Jesus on the crucifix in this bright light the [ __ ]
at this point I remember thinking well I guess I'm dead Jesus and an angel are here to collect my soul I was also
confused not by the fact that I had apparently died no no no but because as I may have failed to mention earlier I
am Buddhist how hard did I die to see someone else's Gods why was I a Buddhist in a Christian
choir I don't know I was just vibing but was I not supposed to be reincarnated did I turn the wrong Corner in the
afterlife oh no during this confusion the angel began speaking to me she said in a calm voice hey amaly do you know
who I am I was silent since well you know me dying and ending up in Christian Heaven like where's Buddha she then
laughs a bit at my silence before saying no of course not we've never met before
okay then why do you ask me I mean y'all not get some kind of training from God before doing this like how can you be
underfunded and I can take being dead like oh chill but do yall not have a functional working
system up here damn during my during my mental tiate the angel then says you fainted oh I'm alive chill I
fainted that's neat never done that before I'm alive chill being alive is like the least chill ever but I love I
fainted that's neat never done that before turns out the angel was like a doctor or something something who was a
apparently in the crowd and the light was just the ceiling lamps that were turned down after I fainted oh so you
like you came too so you thought you died but this was really just you coming to and
the oh so so you're still Buddhist you're still Buddhist you're okay Jesus so they said it's just the ceiling lamps
that were turned on after I fainted well what I saw as Jesus was just chilling was the crucifix that hung from the
ceiling they a church while my vision was almost completely back to normal I finally started to notice that the show
was still going on everyone was still singing and when the current song was done my choir teacher ran up to me and
asked you want to rest or do you want to keep going I as the rational person I am
and knowing that oh boy I'm still dizzy said yeah sure let's keep going oh my God you can't stop a they from a
sleigh [ __ ] iconically as I iconic as I got helped up I noticed that they had removed the crown apparently as
I fainted my choir teacher was able to run up and scoop up the crown before I hit the floor honestly very impressive
as I stood up I felt the priest putting on the crown I heard the sound of my teacher using the lighter to light the
candles which I did not know they were going to do since it all went so well the first time but in for a penny in for
a pound I guess when all the candles were lit a man in the audience yelled out hooray for the Lucia and started app
plotting and with that confidence boost I decided that I will make it through the show candles on fire or not and so
kept singing and after the show was done I was damn proud of myself I got some minor what are you doing sit down and
rest this is the last time you are Lucia from my friends but the adrenaline kept
me alive and full of energy that day I got lots of hugs from random people in the audience saying that they were so
proud of me and honestly writing this I still am smiling by the kindness of everyone who was there and apparently
from what I heard I fainted very elegantly a dramatic back of my hand to my forehead and all some thought for a
few seconds some thought for a few seconds it was part of the show because it was so theatrical so at least I kept
slaying till the very end can't stop a they from a slay I love that so much I love that they this may not have been
the normal crime or Supernatural listener tale but hey I thought believing I saw the wrong afterlife was
close enough it was absolutely I hope you enjoyed reading it and if not I included another file in my mail with an
attempt of animating one of my favorite morbin moments and as always keep it weird but not so weird you think you
died and came to the wrong afterlife that's incredible that was amazing I'm quite literally obsessed with you truly
amazing just the way you wrote that is chef's kiss so good so good chef's kiss I'm also looking up amaly because
they gave us their Instagram wait I was literally just going to do that oh this is it oh my God oh my God that's so cool
this is the coolest oh they drew us as two like superheroes I like liked it I am also liking it and following you
because you made us ripped you're my best friend awesome you are really talented that's so impressive holy [ __ ]
that's so cool the detail on my belt is a planchet hell yeah that's so fun you are also ripped look at your arms that's
badass and I love that color I know and that's when I have my purple hair that's
awesome thank you so much for doing that I know thank you you're talented crazy talented you are crazy talented I'm
going to read my next listener tale how a butter knife and my friends manly yell
probably saved my life let's go I'm just making sure I can read the name as I can hello weirdos my
name is Riley feel free to use my name and the names in the story I have attached a double space putterer to this
email also do people usually write puaa or do you just read puer as puer I need to know uh yes I read PDF as puaa and
when people write puaa I read it as puaa so basically no matter what you say we'll say puaa anyways I will absolutely
freak out if this gets read on your podcast I've been listening for years and absolutely adore you guys your Woody
banter and humor has me almost peeing my pants and laughing out loud to myself which often creeps my fiance out when I
have airpods in because it just sounds like I'm randomly laughing standing in the middle of the kitchen I'm realizing
that last last sentence might not make sense so let me explain that we live in a house built in 1895 and some very
creepy stuff has been happening my fiance came up to me the day after we moved in and said why did you just say
my name I calmly said I did not I was on the other side of the house and he says
someone or something oo spooky just whispered his name right into his ear we both about pooped our pants and the
weird stuff has continued my fiance has always said he will believe in ghost once he experiences something and boy
has he so I'm kind of down with the spooky stuff as long as it makes him finally realize that ghost spirits or
whatever you want to call them are real I just keep talking out loud to the ghost saying please just let me know
what you need in a non- creepy way and I can do it for you but enough of the creepy whispering and knocking things
over when I'm alone and enjoying some of that sweet green Washington herb if anything major happens I will be sure to
write in again but as of now I think that it is a nice ghost anyways that is not what this story is about so let's
get into it how a butter knife and my friend's manly yell probably saved my life I met my best friend Hannah during
my freshman year of college at the University of Arizona we both didn't love the college or the vibe so halfway
through our first year we said screw it both applied to study abroad in uh orto Italy oh that sounded nice I hope I
liked it okay cool thanks uh for the first semester of sophomore year fast forward a few months and we both got
accepted to study abroad and we were work when no and we were working our summer jobs in order to pay for all the
amazing things we were about to experience in Italy we were only 19 so one of the main things we were excited
about was that we could legally be able to drink woohooo wo I mean seriously when we landed and room the first thing
we did was go to the bar and get a drink before even checking if our train was on
schedule but I digress so we get to orva I hope can you look it up for me or you're
welcome Oro I like it I don't know if in Italy you roll your your are like that so I won't uh so we get to orvet right
yeah ORV God and we meet all of our roommates and are loving experiencing the culture food and people in the small
town of ORV during the month of October we got a fall break which meant we got two weeks off of school to travel and
experience life abroad our roommate Allison me and Hannah all decided it would be fun to travel to Greece for
part of our fall break we would F we would first fly to Athens and stay there for a few nights and then from Athens we
would fly to mikinos we booked our Airbnb uh airbnbs for both Athens and mikinos and before we knew it we were on
our flight to Athens when we got to Athens we had to take a train from the airport to where we were staying and
this was a challenge because none of us us could speak or read Greek but after a
few hours we finally figured it out and we're stepping off the train into beautiful nope not beautiful we were
stepping into what we did not know at the time was one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Greece great awesome it
was dark and we pretty much sprinted to our Airbnb from the train station and did not leave until the next morning to
go into the actual town of Athens and explore ha tricked you nothing bad happens in Athens even though it would
have been made even though it would have made more sense based on where we were staying now it's time to go to mikos
mikos mikos it just reminds me of um wasn't that where Lindsay Lohan's uh [ __ ] uh God damn it reality show was
oh was it wasn't it like the one that she had with MTV I never finished watching it but I think it was in mikos
I don't think I ever actually watched it I only listen to Su podcast SE unique podcast I love that show uh I think it
was MOS so we got on our plan to fly from Athens to mikinos I meant to say plane and then we find our beautiful
Airbnb it's a ground level Studio that opens up to the blue and white cobblestone streets of Greece with Blue
Shutters and we basically realize we are living out our Mama Mia dreams hell yeah
that's awesome the studio is one room and in that room is the kitchen in an area for three twin beds then there's a
little door off to the side where the bathroom is the kitchen is near the front door and there's a little sink
with chutters above it now it is important to note for the story that most windows in grease are just shutters
two Shutters on the the inside and two on the outside that hook together there is no glass so we're settling into our
Airbnb and it's about 8:00 p.m. when we decide we should go out for some drinks we start walking around the town and
find this bar that's right on the water when we walk in there's a small wedding party going on and they're handing out
free drinks to everyone and Blasting Mama Mia Mama Mia here I go again staying at this bar was an obvious and
Easy Choice all three of us are having the best time drinking meeting people from all over the world and just dancing
the night away around 1:00 a.m. we decide that it's time to go back to our Airbnb so we head out after walking for
a minute we kind of realize we are not too sure how to get home but the island is small and we generally know where our
place is we keep walking and something in my gut tells me to turn around when I do I see a man walking just far enough
away from us uh far away enough from us to notice him he shouts at us hi girls do you need some help just like that I
don't know it just came to me H girls he's in GRE need some help H girls need some help you hear that in grease run
that's not grease I don't know I just wanted to Y it like that my morbid brain immediately jumps into action and I say
no we are fine screw the thank you and being polite there's no room to be nice when it's dark and you're kind of lost
in a different country bye so we keep walking and are chatting to each other when I turn around again and the man is
still behind us we know where we are now and are only about one minute one minute
from our place and my gut was telling me don't show him where you live hell yeah
you get it there's a corner coming up and as I turn to take it I I yank both of my friends by their shirts around the
corner and we Crouch down behind a small wall to hide good for you the man walks
right past us we realize our front door is directly across from where we are once the man is out of sight me and my
friends run to the front door unlock it and go inside my heart is racing Hannah goes to lay down in one of the beds beds
but I suggest to Allison that we barricade the door and the windows so if he somehow saw where we live and tries
to get in then all the stuff will fall over and wake us up so smart I'm very smart so we stack our suitcases and
chairs in front of the front door and then we stack plates and cups in front of the window above the sink that's so
smart that was really smart that's what my mom did in Boston Strangler was around I was just
thinking that and to think of that like after a night of drinking is especially I'm like that's very impressive we also
agree that we should grab some type of Defense tool from the kitchen but when we begin looking for something all the
Airbnb has is freaking butter knives butter knives I can't even cut butter straight out of the fridge with a butter
knife but it'll have to do so Allison and I grabbed the butter knives setting one next to peacefully sleeping Hannah
and we get into our beds we decide to keep the lights on because that [ __ ] was
scary and after about 30 minutes we both fall asleep around 4:00 a.m. I wake up and hear a noise it sounds like the
shutters above the sink are banging against each other I like that I decide to wake Allison up and I say hey do you
hear that noise it sounds like the shutters are moving she's half asleep and says it's probably just the wind in
my mind I'm thinking the wind we just got followed home and barricaded the door in fear but also she could be right
I'm probably paranoid so I get back into my bed and keep my eyes locked on the shutters above the kitchen sink as I do
the banging gets louder and I see them begin to Shake in and out of the window slot this time I spring out of bed with
my butter knife and Shake Alison awake she immediately looks at the shutters and goes okay probably not the wind we
both quietly and slowly walk over to the shutters Allison in front and me directly behind her our pitiful butter
knives are held up near our ease and Alison open ear excuse me and Allison opens the shutters you went from ear to
ears ears it was like ear ear ears when you really have to pronounce it R for some reason it does just go
like Southern it gets ears it's hard pronoun hard an R I must go there halfway through our window is the man
who followed us home with a black ski mask pulled over his face kill him kill him we lock eyes and my friend Allison
lets out the man scream yell that I have ever heard so maybe it was her that was
saying that earlier hey girls hey girls that was Alison she's like like what is a manly
yell I'm just picturing you see this Intruder in your window and you're just like the face that went along with that
just made me spit everywhere oh man the man freezes quickly backs out of the shutters and
runs down the street Alice and I slim the shutters closed and run to grab our phones
Hannah's awake at this point we're all pretty much just [ __ ] our pants Manley screaming for me it's great we
huddle on the bed as Allison calls the police but the language barrier is making it impossible for them to know
where we're located the police simply say that they're on their way and hang up at this point it's about 430 a.m. I
FaceTime my mom to let her know what's going on and she is freaking out but also calming me down I start to feel
sick partially because my hangover is starting to make an appearance and partially partially because I'm
traumatized and I throw up in the trash can I would too honestly 30 minutes later the police still aren't there so
we call them back and they ask us if we can go outside in the dark to try to find them I grabbed the phone it was not
my best moment and start yelling at them to freaking find us before the man comes
back and that no I will not be going outside when he could be waiting right there honestly you're finest moment
don't worry about it all the police say is that they'll continue to try to find us we all sit on the bed waiting for
them to arrive keeping in contact with our family when the police finally do arrive it is 8:00 a.m. J yep 8:00 a.m.
it took them over 3 hours to find us when we were literally in the heart of mikos wow that's upsetting when they get
there they ask us questions and we try to explain what happened to the best of our ability when we finally go outside
we see a huge black footprint on the window platform where he tried to come in that's terrifying they take our
statements and leave saying they'll update us if they find anything we never heard from them again awesome after the
police left we notified the Airbnb host about what happened and she was just an angel she gave us a full refund
apologized profusely saying that nothing like this has ever happened at the Airbnb and even recommended a safe Hotel
on the island what a mama bear we got out of that Airbnb so fast and went to check into the hotel that night in the
hotel we barricaded everything again just in case and all slept huddled together we ended up staying in mikinos
and it still is my favorite place I visited while stud ing abroad so don't let this story stop you from going maybe
just know where your Airbnb is and get home before 1:00 a.m. there you go I'm still left wondering what he wanted us
our passports money who knows all I know is screw that guy honestly when we got back home from studying abroad I got
broken into two more times no I was not drunk yes the doors were locked yes I was being smart and safe I guess I just
attracted this stuff I've been to therapy for real I've gone to therapy because having this happen to you three
times messes with you pretty bad and I'm happy to say that I'm doing better oh I'm glad we got a dog her name is Daisy
and she makes me feel so safe she dogs are the best know they'll [ __ ] people up
for you she actually scared the guy off during the second Breakin go Daisy Daisy
I included pictures of her and my two other kitty cats as well as the footprint on the next page also we got
we just got simply safe and I love that [ __ ] hell yeah the best anyhoo I hope you enjoyed my tale and thank you take
it away Ash keep it weird but not so weird that you try to live out your mama mia dreams and then a creepy man follows
you home and you have to defend yourself as butter knives and the police don't find you for over 3 hours by whoa God
Daisy is a beautiful beautiful muffin that I literally just want to snuggle I love her da and that shoe print is
horrifying oh my God and your cat's Theo Ted and Mr munchy man Mr munchy man oh my God oh my God that there like a
straight up footprint that man had a huge ass fo yeah that's scary as hell oh my God you're so pretty I don't like
that you have great hair you have great hair great hair um wow that was absolutely terrifying yeah hated it
hated it well that was a Fantastical installment of listener Tales it was like slightly International at times
yeah most times right yeah it was like by slightly I mean it was International sometimes yeah not slightly it's never
slightly International fully International sometimes God but wow you guys some of those were hilarious ious
some of those were terrifying yeah and than in am's [ __ ] I'm stuck on Amy Dad I know mine were like like silly
goofy what the hell Amy which was fun crazy I love it well if you would like to send your listener Tale in please
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to catch our attention um and we love you and we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep
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Brief Summary

Listener tales include a clown encounter, near misses with serial killers, and a scary incident in Greece.

Key points

The Clown Encounter. A terrifying story of a clown approaching during a sleepover, only to reveal a shocking twist.
Embracing Individuality. A heartfelt discussion about the importance of being true to oneself and having supportive friends.
The Nightstalker Incident. A chilling recount of a childhood experience during the Nightstalker’s reign of terror.
Survivor's Guilt. A poignant reflection on the complex emotions surrounding survival and victimization.
Lucia's Miraculous Healing. Lucia's mother was healed after Lucia prayed, avoiding an unwanted marriage.
Lucia's Torture and Resilience. Despite being tortured and ordered to become a sex worker, Lucia never gave up her faith.

Episode highlights

Episode quotes

You better run so far away!

A warning as danger approaches.

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