The Formula | Criminal Podcast
- Apr 10, 2026
- 30:24
- Full Episode
On Christmas Eve in 1926, a man came running into Bellevue Hospital in New York screaming that Santa Claus had been chasing him for blocks with a baseball bat. Not long after that, he died. And then another person arrived in the emergency room. And then another. This started happening in emergency rooms around the country. And it was happening because of a plan created by the U.S. government.
Deborah Blum’s book is The Poisoner’s Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York (https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/301154/the-poisoners-handbook-by-deborah-blum/).
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Episode 358 originally published March 27, 2026. https://thisiscriminal.com/episode-358-the-formula-3-27-2026
Music in this episode: “Pxl Eventuat” by Blue Dot Sessions “Junaluska” by Blue Dot Sessions “Code 6” by Blue Dot Sessions “Inamorata” by Blue Dot Sessions “House of Grendel” by Blue Dot Sessions “Cigar Singles” by Blue Dot Sessions “Relay 7” by Blue Dot Sessions “Footsteps on Alden” by Blue Dot Sessions “Lenses” by Blue Dot Sessions “Milkwood” by Blue Dot Sessions “Valantis” by Blue Dot Sessions
Brief Summary
Prohibition's alcohol poisoning led to widespread deaths in 1926, revealing government failures and public health crises.
Key points
- Christmas Eve 1926. A festive atmosphere turns tragic as patients flood Bellevue Hospital with mysterious symptoms.
- The Outbreak Begins. A sudden influx of patients with severe symptoms raises alarms in New York City.
- Prohibition's Deadly Consequences. The government poisons industrial alcohol, leading to widespread illness and death.
- The Poisonous Experiment. The government believed poisoning alcohol would deter drinking, but it backfired tragically.
- A Warning Ignored. Charles Norris warned New Yorkers about toxic liquor, predicting a staggering death toll.
- End of Prohibition. Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, leading to a rush for alcohol.
Episode highlights
- Christmas Eve 1926A festive atmosphere turns tragic as patients flood Bellevue Hospital with mysterious symptoms.“"Good cheer at Bellevue."”0:25Apr 10, 2026
- The Outbreak BeginsA sudden influx of patients with severe symptoms raises alarms in New York City.“"Santa Claus has been chasing him with a baseball bat."”0:36Apr 10, 2026
- Prohibition's Deadly ConsequencesThe government poisons industrial alcohol, leading to widespread illness and death.“"The government knows it is not stopping drinking by putting poison in alcohol."”21:46Apr 10, 2026
- The Poisonous ExperimentThe government believed poisoning alcohol would deter drinking, but it backfired tragically.“Why would I risk my life when I might be picking up more poisonous alcohol?”24:02Apr 10, 2026
- A Warning IgnoredCharles Norris warned New Yorkers about toxic liquor, predicting a staggering death toll.“Our national casualty list for the year from this one cause will outstrip the toll of the war.”25:53Apr 10, 2026
- End of ProhibitionProhibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, leading to a rush for alcohol.“The line went down the street.”28:46Apr 10, 2026






